Ode to my protein powder

Dear Whey Protein,


At first, I felt like owning you made me a meathead. The big 5 lb tub of you I ordered was a little intimidating but I was told you were good for me so I had to try you out. Your Cinnamon Bun flavor was exciting at first! The way just adding a little water to you made you into a cake batter consistency or if I microwaved you you'd turn into a brownie...but soon your effect began to fade. And you didn't interest me as much.
Since I started this keto diet and you've become an important part of my menu twice a day, you've rekindled my love. I now look forward to partaking of you and savoring the delectable flavor that left me indifferent before. Your simplicity makes you easily portable and quick to ingest. Though 40 grams of you is not a lot, you still manage to satisfy twice a day as though you were a treat and not a vital part of my diet.


Thanks for being you, Whey Protein. Don't ever change.



~Gina

P.S. Please don't be upset if I turn to the Vanilla Caramel flavor for satisfaction too. She's a temptress I can't help but be interested in.